10 Things We Learned about Donald Trump from the Third Debate

1. He keeps you on your toes.

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Trump refused to say if he would accept the decision of voters on November 8 if he loses the election. He told Chris Wallace, “I will look at it at the time…I will tell you at the time. I’ll keep you in suspense.” Who doesn’t love a good horror movie, right? The suspense is killing me already.

2. He wants to end the murder of newborns.

Trump claimed that Clinton wanted to let pregnant women “rip the baby out of the womb in the ninth month, on the final day.” It seems Trump is confused. hillary_temples2cThankfully, Clinton set him straight stressing that late-term abortions occur when there are fetal abnormalities. She called late-term abortions “the most heartbreaking, painful decisions for families to make.”

3. He is no longer BFFs with Vladimir Putin.

When Clinton challenged Trump to disown Putin’s support, he replied: “I don’t know Putin.” I think Putin was very hurt by Trump’s remarks…

On another note, did anyone notice the emphasis Trump made on the “POO” in Putin? Poo-tin.

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4. He is a real boy.

As Putin was still the topic of discussion, Clinton stated that Putin likes Trump “because he [Putin] would rather have a puppet as president of the United States. Trump was not allowing that kind of talk, so he made a STRONG come back. “No puppet,” Trump replied. “You’re the puppet.”

Dear Mrs. Clinton, Donald Trump is not a puppet, he is a real boy…

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5. He has trust issues.

After addressing recent leaks of her emails, Clinton asked Trump: “do you doubt 17 military and civilian agencies.” “Yeah, I doubt it, I doubt it,” Trump said. He was referring to the judgement of military personnel who are dedicated to protecting our country. Quite frankly, if there is anyone who should be doubtful, it’s us.  A “New Yorker” who eats pizza like this…

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…should not be trusted.

6. He’s kinky.

 “Such a nasty woman,” he mumbled as Clinton spoke. Sounds pretty kinky to me. Just call her Hillary…Mrs. Clinton if you’re nasty.

 

7. Black lives matter to him.

“You get shot walking to the store. They have no education. They have no jobs. I will do more for the African-Americans and Latinos than [Hillary Clinton] can do in 10 lifetimes.” This was the moment in the debate where every Black and Latino person said:

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Dehumanizing people by putting the word “the” before “African Americans” or “Latinos,” will certainly make America great again. I will not even address the fact that he said, “they have no education. They have no jobs.” It is just sickening.

8. He is bilingual.

Trump decided to share what he learned from his high school Spanish class and refer to Mexican immigrants as “bad hombres.” Reiterating his call for a wall on the US-Mexico border: “We have some bad hombres here that we’re going to get them out.  The United States is full of bad hombres and they need to leave, starting with Joey Tribbiani:

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9. He respects women.

“Nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody,uttered Trump. As the audience snickered, it was mutually agreed that Trump’s statement was a load of poo-tin.

 

10. He is always right.

The best moments during all three debates was when Trump interrupted Clinton, with one word, “Wrong!

 The man is always right people, just BELIEVE HIM!

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